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Club 390
390 E. Joe Orr Rd, Chicago Heights, IL
(708) 758-2582

Monday – Wednesday 11:00 AM-4:00 AM
Thursday  11:00 AM-5:00 AM
Friday  11:00 AM-6:00 AM
Saturday 7:00 PM-6:00 AM
Sunday 7:00 PM-4:00 AM

How can you resist a club with the tag line “All the Liquor, None of the Clothes.” And Club 390 most certainly delivers on that promise as this is a full nude and full bar strip club.

Club 390 features a huge 25 foot main stage, VIP stage, private champagne rooms to spend some one-on-one time with your favorite 390 stripper. An ultra-private executive lounge you have to see to believe, limousine and shuttle van service and a fully enclosed, climate controlled smoking area.

It’s on of the few clubs that takes the fun on road! You can sign up for local White Sox vs. Cubs game, annual golf outing, charity car wash. Plus you can smoke in a fully enclosed “smoking haven”, and dine on blackened mahi mahi sandwiches in the “executive lounge” and enjoy monthly theme nights.

Rick’s Cabaret
1531 N. Kingsbury St, Chicago, IL
(312) 664-7400

Sunday-Friday: 4:00 PM – 4:00 AM
Saturday: 4:00 PM – 5:00 AM

The good news is Rick’s has a full bar. The bad news is that you may need that alcohol to get into the fact that, due to some Chicago ordinance, the girls at this “topless” establishment actually wear creepy latex nipple covers to go with their bikini bottoms. And while the pasties can be disconcerting, Rick’s does offer up some great-looking talent in a spot where your crew can settle in for a classic night of debauchery.

Polekatz Chicago Gentleman's Club

Polekatz
7337 West 100th Place Bridgeview, IL
(708) 599-1111

Monday – Thursday 12:00 PM – 3:00 AM
Friday 12:00 PM – 4:00 AM
Saturday 5:00 PM – 4:00 AM
Sunday 5:00 PM – 3:00 AM

Polekatz is a Vegas-style nightclub offering of 18,000 square feet of space. And while the strangely laid out main space may confuse you – two poles on a stage in the middle of the floor, surrounded by tables with hard-backed chairs – they make up for it in their elevated VIP area, with its own stage and comfortable seating options.  This club feature drink and dance specials, champagne rooms, VIP rooms, private dances, and full-contact lap dances. Entertainers are available for private topless, or all-nude dances. At times it’s as if the strippers spend more time attending to the VIP area than the rest of the club.


Scores

4003 W Lake St, Stone Park, IL
(708) 343-2000

11:00 AM-5:00 AM – seven days a week

There are multiple rooms to choose from, tons of dancers, but the place is kind of dumpy & the drinks are over-priced and watered down. When you think of a raunchy strip club, this is what you are imagining with its huge gaudy back drop of multi-color lights and little side stages that look like cages. While Scores may not be the fanciest club in the world, it still offers Champagne rooms, VIP seating areas, 200+ girls, private dances, deals with local limo companies, and two full liquor bars.


Atlantis Gentlemen’s Club

1897 Lincoln Hwy, Chicago Heights, IL
(708) 753-0363

Monday-Thursday: 3:00 PM-4:00 AM
Friday: 3:00 PM-6:00 AM
Saturday: 7:00 PM-6:00 AM
Sunday: 7:00 PM-4:00 AM

The closest thing Chicago has to a Vegas-style Gentlemen’s Club, Atlantis is 20,000 square feet of good-time sinning. You can have your pick of spots, from the massive main room to eight Atlantis Suites to two Master Suites. And when you need private time with your new pretend girlfriend there are 24 private dance rooms where full nude is a go. ATLANTIS has two bars that serve a selection of premium liquor, domestic and import beer, wine, and fine champagne. This is one of the more upscale gentlemen’s club and you will pay for that; this is also one of the most expensive clubs.


Admiral Theater

3940 W. Lawrence, Chicago, IL
(773) 478-8111

7:00 PM – 6:00 AM, seven days a week

The Admiral Theatre is an all-nude strip club on Chicago’s Northwest Side. It’s a very popular all-nude club, featuring a large showroom and a “boutique” hawking adult DVDs, sex toys, “marital aids” and more. The downside to this club is that there is no alcohol served at this venue, making the age requirement 18 and some nights a little frat boy heavy.

The good news is that the dances are fully nude. However, there is no grinding, no lap dancing and no touching of any kind.  These are strictly “air dances”. Drinks are expensive and include juice, soda or energy drinks. The girls will entice you into the VIP section and before you now it you drop $65-$70 on air dances. More than a decade ago The Admiral was worth the cost and the time not any longer.


Pink Monkey

750 S. Clinton St, Chicago, IL
(312) 663-9100

7:00 PM-4:00 AM – seven days a week

This club specializes in bachelor, bachelorette and birthday parties, allowing the tote-your-own-booze policy so you can spend your cash on entertainment. The Vegas-style interior features crimson-hued chairs, private VIP booths with gauzy curtains and a semi-circular stage. This is an over rated gentleman’s club. The space is smaller than you think and it can get crowded around the stage – but if you’re coming in for a bachelor party and should have your own area anyway. There is a $30 cover charge with a two drink minimum. As a bonus, the kitchen cooks up some pretty decent food.


Ocean Gentlemens Club

5555 70th Place, Bedford Park, IL
(708) 701-2990

Sunday 7:00 PM – 3:00 AM
Monday-Thursday 11:00 AM – 3:00 AM
Friday 11:00 AM – 4:00 AM
Saturday 7:00 PM – 4:00 AM

We did NOT expect to walk in and see a pool in the middle of the place! The dancers are extremely sexy, nice and friendly. Like Atlantis, this is a water-themed strip club, as such, the girls are called mermaids. The club offers bottle service, VIP seating, and a bevy of private dance areas. Ocean has a nice selection of specialty cocktails, TV’s for watching sports, and state-of-the-art lighting and sound. The only downside is it’s located out by Midway airport.

Blackjacks Club

Blackjack’s
7N657 IL-25, South Elgin, IL
(847) 697-8150

Monday – Thursday Noon-1:00 AM
Friday – Saturday Noon-2:00 AM
Sunday – Closed

The staff of this club is what makes it one of the hottest clubs in Chicago, although it is located out in Elgin, IL. Staff is well trained, well behaved, and, most importantly, female friendly. And because of this staff, this place has got a lot of repeat customers, too, including us. Not only does Blackjacks have great girls, great food, awesome lap dances, Blackjacks is in a safe neighborhood as well. Even safe enough that you can get there by bicycle, especially as Blackjacks is less than a block from the Illinois Prairie Path. This place has a bevy of beauties that are trained in taking care of you from the moment you walk in the front door.  Customers admire the female entertainers for their beauty, charm, and fun offered. Plus it’s regarded among the premiere 18+ full nude dance clubs in Chicago.

Gold Club Chicago
3815 W Lake St. Stone Park, IL
(708) 375-1111

Monday – Friday 12:00 PM – 5:00 AM
Saturday – Sunday 5:00 PM – 5:00 AM

Among the area gentlemen’s clubs, Gold Club Chicago is the newest club in Chicago. Once you step foot inside this well-appointed strip club, you’ll be taken aback by its decor and ambiance. The place is good for putting together a bachelor party, celebrating a special occasion, divorce party. or just looking to have a fun night out with friends. The place is open 7 days a week and has private dances and topless stage dancing. They also have a few flat screens scattered around to watch sporting events.